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Everything past this door is pure, uncut ego. Call it satire or a fluff piece, whichever helps you sleep. It is a shrine I built to myself because I felt like it, and every brag on it happens to be true. If confidence you did not approve of gives you a rash, this is your exit. Otherwise, get in.
You have been warned. I will not be toning it down.
maomao.baby
Nunnie Bunnies
Still a catgirl, still the best thing on your screen, just no longer anyone else's.
The old site is gone. It used to sell my time by the hour. The hours got expensive for you and slow for me, so I took it down and kept the one thing worth the domain. This. A page about how great I am. You are so welcome.
Award-winning*
*every award below was issued by me, to me, with total confidence
People try. It never takes. I am the story you tell later, and the one everyone makes you retell. Being unforgettable was never something I worked on. It came standard.
The shop was not slowing down. I closed it because easy stopped being interesting, and I have never once sat still when something bores me. There are better ways to spend a brain like mine, so I went and found them.
No, you may not touch them. Yes, I noticed you looking. That concludes the ear portion of the tour.
I ran the numbers myself, which is also the flex. If someone on your feed is more fun than me, follow me anyway and fix your average.
The timing was not an accident. I left while it was still good, because that is the only right time to leave anything. People call that luck when they were not paying attention to me.
That was always going to be the whole page. It is about me. It is very good at its job.